Excuses I Have Made for Not Posting Here in Three, Make That Four Months
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posted by Ish at 6:48 PM
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
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1 Comments:
Here's a list for you, then.
9 ways to stylishly end a party (in no particular order of stylishness):
1. Foam machine at full power.
2. Stretch Hummer on 26" spinners rolls up to the front door.
3. Breakdancing competition (a la "Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo")
4. Fade out party music. Fade in AC/DC.
5. Host gives motivating Knute Rockne speech to fire up guests.
6. Bring out fat lady to sing.
7. "Hey, was that Tom Cruise I just saw heading over to Talbott?!?"
8. Red Bull chugging contest.
9. TiVO the Mitchapalooza scene from Old School and replay repeatedly.
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